AKIBAT SONG OF THE WEEK

*Hello, this is P speaking*

Apakah ini langkah yang tepat? Apakah selama ini saya salah memasukkan fitur ini? Jangan-jangan semua orang menderita karena—OKE CUKUP ITU LEBAY!

Suatu larut malam, saat menjelajah dunia maya seorang diri, saya MSNan sama Rifky. Biasalah, makin malem topiknya makin aneh…

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Rifky wants Lomo colorsplash chakra says:
pop translate FAMILY TREE - BELLE AND SEBASTIAN!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
apaan?
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
pohon keluarga belle dan sebastian?
Rifky wants Lomo colorsplash chakra says:
lagu
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
ohh
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
song of the week?
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
bandnya Belle and sebastian dengerin deh lagu tidur haha
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
woela
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
DARADAM DARADAM
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
HEIY
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
itu ke bahasa inggris aja
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
oh itu lagu bahasa indonesia?
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
blm prnah denger
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
BUKAN, mkst gue itu yg dardam2
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
ish
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
yang belle and sebastian mah band luar
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
don't say hate if you love me
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
don't be mad and say love to me
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
hahahha cadazz
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
HAHAHA
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
CADAZZZ
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
tp artiinya bener2 perkata
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
anying
Miss Tjitjih in disguise says:
jadinyaa?

Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
kan cadaz tuh
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
jangan benci bilang cinta : dont hate say love
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
HALAH
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
JELEEK
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
HAHAH
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
jangan marah blang sayang : dont angry say love
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
KAMPUUUNG
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
ahahha
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
hahahaha
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
easy come easy go
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
mangstap
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
mudah daaatang mudah peergi
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
deredam deredaaah
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
hahaha...
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
gavl lo pops
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
heh apa2an tuh nick lo
Rifky ; P.S.I love you by Nellie McKay says:
tuh nick gue keren
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
halaah
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
iye dah
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
BRB SOLAAAt]]
Miss Tjitjih in disguise ++ Dhka homoan sama Rifky says:
ngapus dosa.
Rifky wants Lomo ; Poppy so gayish says:
awww
Rifky wants Lomo ; Poppy so gayish says:
okay

Itu baru contoh yang menunjukkan tingkat kewarasan yang patut dicurigai. 

Kalau yang berikut ini tingkat kewarasannya wajib diwaspadai:

MSNan bersama Dhika, ini baru sesi satu:

dhka says:
gwe punya lagu keren deh
the P says:
apa??
dhka says:
nama bandnya : tak berirama
dhka says:
judulnya kemarin
the P says:
buset
the P says:
boelahh, apaan tuh?
dhka says:
kemariiiiin semua masalahku serasaaa jauuh
the P says:
APA SIHHH
the P says:
gimana nadanyaa?
dhka says:
serius
dhka says:
dus dus dus dus
the P says:
*mana bisa dinyanyiin*
dhka says:
reffnya aja yah..
the P says:
ish
dhka says:
KNPP DIAAA HARUS PERGI AKU TAK NGERTI DYA GAK NGOMOOONG
the P says:
APA SIIHH ITUU
dhka says:
AKUU BILAANG ADA YANG SALAAH SEKARANGG UNTUK KEMARIIIHIHIIIHIIIN
the P says:
HUAHUAHUHAUA
the P says:
PAAN SiH!!
dhka says:
oh aku percaya kemariin
dhka says:
KENAAPAA DIA HARUS PERGI AKU GAK NGERTII DIA GAK MOO NGOMOOONG
the P says:
AH DIULANG2 MULUK LAGI!
dhka says:
AAKU BIILAAANG ADA YANG SALAH SEKARANG AKU TAHUUU UNTUK KEEMAAARIIIHIHIHIIIN
dhka says:
keren2..
the P says:
APA KERENNYAAAAAA????
the P says:
*nangis*
dhka says:
coba loe terjemahin ke inggris pop..
the P says:
ish
the P says:
bentar, dari mana tadi?
dhka says:
gwe tulis yang bener
the P says:
ANJ*NG!!!  
dhka says:
AHAHAHAHA
the P says:
GW BARU NYADAR ITU LAGU BEATLES!
dhka says:
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the P says:
AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
dhka says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the P says:
AHH!! ANEH LUU!
dhka says:
gokil gokil

Nah, ternyata belum selesai sampai di situ. Sesi berlanjut, kali ini ngomongin lagu absurd yang sama sekali tidak saya ketahui judul lagunya... saya curiga kalau ini adalah lagu bikinan dia—Anyway, here you go:

dhka says:
tapi yang paling keren ya itu lah pop
dhka says:
adhitya sofyan..
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
igh
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
apaan tuh?
dhka says:
memilihmu perlu persiapan dan mental..
dhka says:
BAGAI MEMILIH MASUK KE SEKOLAH UNGGULAN
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
EMANG ADA LAGU ITUU?!
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
LAGUNYA GAK INDAH!
dhka says:
memilihmu bisa makan waktu yang panjang..
dhka says:
SATPAM DEPAN SURUH AKU AMBIL NOMOR TUNGGU
dhka says:
ahahahaha
dhka says:
aku tak pernah jadi murid yang terpandai bla bla bla *gak seru
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
ADA BENERAN TUH LAGU??!
dhka says:
ada pooop
dhka says:
reffnya keren deh pop..
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
isshh
dhka says:
nih reffnya
dhka says:
cikiciki bom bom out the door i'll never gonna get you anyway
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
buset
dhka says:
cikiciki bom im outta here i'll never gonna get you anyway
dhka says:
CIKI2 BOM2NYA KEREN !
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
KOK DANGDUT?
dhka says:
KEREN
dhka says:
AHAHA
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
APA KERENNNYAAAAAA
the P ++ Hammer to Fall by Queen says:
*banjir air mata*

Semua orang jadi demam terjemahin lagu. Ck ck ck.Wah, saya juga heran nih, kenapa kami jadi gak sering-sering lagi nge-post buat blog ya? tapi kami tetap aktif kok, hidup THINKPOKARI! Saya sayang Akar! MUACH!

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